Wacko (our dog Bella) is actually good at something (besides eating Blackberries and Kleenex). She is a star basketball play. Number one defensive player in her league… for reals! Check her out: Told ya! Oh and nice Marge Simpson laugh in the background. That is definitely not me!
No, this is not a sappy story about how my dog makes me a better person or how she is my best friend. My dog is WACKO! My dog is obsessed with tissue… used ones, new ones, boxes of tissues, you name it… whatever she can get her mouth on. What the hell? Are the [...]
Sure. Spring has finally sprung. Yahoo! I couldn’t wait for the snow to melt and the temperature to rise. Except I forgot… forgot all the lovely little treats that spring brings. Spring sucks. I could write books about why it sucks and if I did, here are a few of my book titles: Leave Me [...]
No, I don’t have a Nanny (but my kids have a Nannie, my mom). But I would like to have a hidden camera (aka a Nanny Cam) to record the movements of the infamous, Bella (the dog) also known as Wacko. I often wonder what she does all day… some days she leaves evidence – [...]
No, actually, mine does. It’s true… She farts. A lot. Did you ever hear a dog fart? Not smell, HEAR… I didn’t either until Wacko/Bella came along. I know this isn’t the most polite topic to blog about but it’s been on my mind (and my nose) lately. So I had to Google it of [...]
A little over a year ago, I had the bright idea that we NEEDED a dog to complete our family. I must have been drinking too much Mommy Juice at the time. Seriously. What was I thinking? It was like instantly adding a toddler – a very active – toddler into our lives. We chose [...]