Wacko (our dog Bella) is actually good at something (besides eating Blackberries and Kleenex). She is a star basketball play. Number one defensive player in her league… for reals! Check her out: Told ya! Oh and nice Marge Simpson laugh in the background. That is definitely not me!
May 2, 2013
Pass the Tissue!
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No, this is not a sappy story about how my dog makes me a better person or how she is my best friend. My dog is WACKO! My dog is obsessed with tissue… used ones, new ones, boxes of tissues, you name it… whatever she can get her mouth on. What the hell? Are the [...]
Apr 16, 2013
Spring Sucks
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Sure. Spring has finally sprung. Yahoo! I couldn’t wait for the snow to melt and the temperature to rise. Except I forgot… forgot all the lovely little treats that spring brings. Spring sucks. I could write books about why it sucks and if I did, here are a few of my book titles: Leave Me [...]
Jan 23, 2013
Wanted: Nanny Cam
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No, I don’t have a Nanny (but my kids have a Nannie, my mom). But I would like to have a hidden camera (aka a Nanny Cam) to record the movements of the infamous, Bella (the dog) also known as Wacko. I often wonder what she does all day… some days she leaves evidence – [...]
Oct 14, 2012
Friends Fur-ever
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You know the feeling… super busy weekend running here there and everywhere! Hockey, dance, dog school, concert, dance, hockey, etc. So it’s Sunday night and you are too tired to do anything but curl up in your jammies with the family and watch a Netflix movie. Sounds relaxing, doesn’t it? It was… until all hell [...]
Sep 19, 2012
A Letter to my Dog
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Dear Bella, You have been a member of our family for a year and a half… at this time I feel it is time to do a bit of a review of your performance to date (see my previous post about performance reviews for spouses!). And since you are starting “puppy school” on the weekend, [...]
Feb 13, 2012
My dog stinks (Warning: not for the faint of heart or nose)
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No, actually, mine does. It’s true… She farts. A lot. Did you ever hear a dog fart? Not smell, HEAR… I didn’t either until Wacko/Bella came along. I know this isn’t the most polite topic to blog about but it’s been on my mind (and my nose) lately. So I had to Google it of [...]
Feb 10, 2012
Meet Wacko
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A little over a year ago, I had the bright idea that we NEEDED a dog to complete our family. I must have been drinking too much Mommy Juice at the time. Seriously. What was I thinking? It was like instantly adding a toddler – a very active – toddler into our lives. We chose [...]
